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slothville:

Sloths are so popular right now that jealous kitties are resorting to photo-bombing sleeping sloths in order to stay hip. Fact.

“Absolutely no information on killing mocking birds.”

screamingcrawfish:

i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag

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s-t-r-a-n-g-e-c-h-a-r-m:

Some author out there has been waiting their whole life to write that headline